*comes home and binges on toast*

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

Awwwww

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Southwest Colorado, USAHigh desert meets mountains in southwest Colorado, home to Mesa Verde National Monument, the San Juan Mountains, and lots of good beer (not pictured, but trust me).  For Gray- Card’s Passport to the World Passport.   
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Southwest Colorado, USAHigh desert meets mountains in southwest Colorado, home to Mesa Verde National Monument, the San Juan Mountains, and lots of good beer (not pictured, but trust me).  For Gray- Card’s Passport to the World Passport.   
textless:

Southwest Colorado, USAHigh desert meets mountains in southwest Colorado, home to Mesa Verde National Monument, the San Juan Mountains, and lots of good beer (not pictured, but trust me).  For Gray- Card’s Passport to the World Passport.   
textless:

Southwest Colorado, USAHigh desert meets mountains in southwest Colorado, home to Mesa Verde National Monument, the San Juan Mountains, and lots of good beer (not pictured, but trust me).  For Gray- Card’s Passport to the World Passport.   

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Southwest Colorado, USA
High desert meets mountains in southwest Colorado, home to Mesa Verde National Monument, the San Juan Mountains, and lots of good beer (not pictured, but trust me).  For Gray- Card’s Passport to the World Passport.   

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cheezburgah:

paleandperfect:

phurlz:

and-close-your-eyes:

my-chemical-weapons:

HOLY 

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

 ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

WHATS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC CALLED OMFG CRYING

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

holy fucking jesus


is that the chicken dance or bananas in pyjamas fuck idk thomas the tank engine??????????/ tell me

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fvckelite:

Dying.

Cat trying to catch the bass