rjnewton:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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rhamphotheca:

I tried to explain Men’s Rights activism to Mr. White Boots, and this was the look he gave me…

*comes home and binges on toast*

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy